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The Best "Out-of-Office" E-Mail Auto- Replies

will reply to you if I fail to get the position. www.CuteeGroup.TK
2:I'm not really out of the office.
I'm just ignoring you. www.CuteeGroup.TK
3:You are receiving this automatic notification because
I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't
have received anything at all.
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4:Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having
my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management www.CuteeGroup.TK
5:I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails
you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18.
Please be patient and your mail will be deleted
in the order it was received. www.CuteeGroup.TK
6:Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been
charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each
7:The e-mail server is unable to verify
your server connection
and is unable to deliver this message.
Please restart
your computer and try sending again.'
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(The beauty of this is that when you return,

you can see
how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over). www.CuteeGroup.TK
8:Thank you for your message, which has been added to
a queuing system. You are currently in 352ND place, and
can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks. www.CuteeGroup.TK
9:Hi,I'm thinking about what you've just sent me.
Please wait by your PC for my response. www.CuteeGroup.TK
10: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for
my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.
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11:I've run away to join a different circus.

AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:
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When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'

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